Short of walking up to someone on the street and dumping a bucket of cold water on their head…
…the best way to start a fight is and always has been to launch a political discussion.
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Is it Hypocritical to…
Denounce global warming while driving a gas-guzzling truck?
Complain about society’s addiction to social media via Facebook?
Talk poorly about social welfare programs while driving on government-paid roads which are patrolled by gov-paid police?
Complain about the government after not voting in recent elections?
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Awesome! Malevolent! Superfluous!
Preferably in the company of at least one other person, use exactly three words to describe the current Congress (or Parliament) which exists in your country.
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Death by Catcalling
In your own words, define what you believe Sexual Harassment means.
Do the same for Sexual Assault.
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Up a Creek…
There’s been a terrible war overseas.
Your nation isn’t directly involved.
But…
Two-hundred thousand refugees have fled this war.
They speak no English.
Their skill sets are unknown.
They need a place to live, or else most of them will die of starvation and disease.
What percentage of these refugees would you invite to live in your nation?
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Simplicity
In ten words or fewer, state what you want your government to do for you.
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The Right to Arm Bears
You’ve been selected by your government to create a brand-new modern-day Bill of Rights.
In this bill, you’ll decide what basic rights are legally granted to each and every citizen of your nation.
What are the first three items you’ll add to the bill?
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Juggle Three Flags while Kissing a Baby
List the top five things every potential immigrant should have to know or do in order to be granted full citizenship in your nation.
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Word Smack
For each of the items below, say the first word that comes to your mind upon reading it:
Libtard
Fake News
Republitard
Snowflake
Communist
Leftist
Nazi
White Power
Black Lives Matter
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The Wage Gauge
The national minimum-wage for full-time workers should be:
$ ______________
Zingers
Choose one word to describe each of the following people:
Hillary Clinton
Jimmy Carter
Abraham Lincoln
Adolf Hitler
Winston Churchill
Justin Trudeau
Hugo Chavez
Donald Trump
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If you’re thinking these questions are biased, you’re wrong.
They’re not.
The author doesn’t give a rip about partisan politics.
But…
If you feel like arguing even more, go here.
If you prefer to keep the peace, go here.
