Art print lovers!
Until midnight on Sunday, September 20th, when you use this coupon, get 30% off any 3 or more art prints.
I’ve got dark trees, moons, towers, mysterious beasts, and more…
Click the big pic below to automatically add the coupon to your order.
Who likes free stuff? I know I do.
Who likes captioning random pictures? Yes. Have some.
For the first contest in my ten-thousand part series, I’m offering a sparkly, brand-spanking-new softcover edition of Down the Dark Path. If you win, I’ll sign the inside cover, box it up, and ship it to your house (on my dime) wrapped in a scrumptious bouquet of potpourri and ancient Mayan bone fragments. Ok, that last part is only partly true. The fragments will probably belong to my neighbors. I prefer to shop locally.
Anyway, the rules are simple. Whoever’s caption of the G-Man sporting his new ink amuses me the most…wins. Add your comment in the comments section of the blog, and I’ll choose a winner. All entries must be submitted by Friday, Nov 15th at Midnight. If you win, I’ll contact you somehow (probably by knocking at your door, a la the dead son in my favorite short story of all time, The Monkey’s Paw) and snag your shipping address. No international requests, please. Unless you’re a publisher. And rich. Or if you’re Ken Jeong.
Here’s the photo. G-Man acquired this ink courtesy of All or Nothing Tattoo after a night of binge drinking and building Thomas the Train puzzles:
‘Got this one in Afghanistan, 2011. Pretty f’n sweet, huh?’
Enjoy, and good luck.
J Edward Neill